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Real Dutch cheese ยท California only (for now)

Who's your Gouda Daddy?

Aged farmhouse gouda from actual Dutch farms โ€” the kind you can't get in America โ€” cut at the source, sealed fresh, and delivered to your door. Not the plastic stuff from the deli aisle.

Founding 100: the first 100 members lock in 20% off. Forever. No, really โ€” forever.

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The problem

America, we need to talk about your "gouda."

That rubbery orange square in the supermarket? In the Netherlands, that's not gouda โ€” that's a cry for help. Real gouda comes from farms, ages for months or years in warehouses that smell like heaven, and crunches with protein crystals when it's old enough. We grew up on it. You deserve it too.

Hoi! We're a Dutch brother and sister who moved our cheese obsession across the ocean. Our dad spent his career in trading โ€” we spent ours (so far) eating suspicious amounts of cheese. One of these skills turned out to be useful for importing.

We work directly with Dutch farms to bring aged boerenkaas โ€” farmhouse cheese made from raw milk and aged over a year โ€” to California. Cut and sealed at the source, shipped cold, delivered with zero rubbery squares involved.

โ€” The Gouda Daddy family

The goods

Boxes, a club, or just cheese by the pound. Your call.

Commitment issues? No problem. Subscribe, try a box, or shop the counter like you would at a Dutch market โ€” everything ships cold either way.

The Tasting Box โ€” three aged Dutch cheeses

The Tasting Box

$39 one-time

Your entry drug. Three aged Dutch cheeses you've never had, with tasting notes that don't require a sommelier degree.

  • 3 ร— 200g of aged farmhouse cheese
  • Tasting guide + pairing tips
  • Ships cold, arrives perfect
The main event
The Cheese Club monthly box

The Cheese Club

$55 / month

A monthly deep-dive into Dutch cheese, from young and creamy to two-year-old crystal-crunch legends.

  • 400g+ of rotating aged selections
  • The story behind every farm
  • Skip a month in one click. No tricks, no guilt, no phone calls.
The Gift Drop โ€” 3-month gift membership

The Gift Drop

$70 one-time

For the person who has everything except real gouda. Prepaid 3-month club membership, wrapped and ready.

  • 3 months of the Cheese Club
  • Gift note in Dutch and English
  • Zero effort, maximum credit

The cheese counter

No subscription. Just cheese, by the pound.

Shop it like a Dutch market stall: pick your cheese, pick your weight, done. Portioned and vacuum-sealed at the source, priced per pound (about half a kilo โ€” we'll do the math for you).

Overjarig gouda โ€” aged over 2 years

Aged 24+ months

Overjarig Gouda

$32 / lb

The legend. Deep caramel, crunchy protein crystals, borderline candy. The cheese Dutch grandpas guard with their lives.

Boeren belegen gouda โ€” farmhouse aged

Aged 8โ€“10 months

Boeren Belegen

$24 / lb

Raw-milk farmhouse gouda in its prime: nutty, buttery, full-bodied. What "gouda" is supposed to mean.

Komijnekaas โ€” cumin gouda

Aged 6+ months

Komijnekaas

$26 / lb

Gouda with cumin seeds โ€” a 400-year-old Dutch classic that sounds weird and tastes like genius.

Geitengouda โ€” aged goat gouda

Aged 6+ months

Geiten Gouda

$28 / lb

Aged goat's milk gouda: sweet, clean, slightly wild. Converts goat-cheese skeptics on the first bite.

How it works

From Dutch farm to your fridge.

1

We hunt

We taste our way through Dutch farms and aging warehouses so you don't have to. Tough job. Someone's gotta do it.

2

They cut & seal

Your cheese is portioned and vacuum-sealed at the source in the Netherlands. Maximum freshness, zero middlemen fondling your food.

3

It ships cold

Insulated box, ice packs, fast transit to anywhere in California. If it doesn't arrive perfect, we replace it. Simple.

The honest fine print (yes, really)

Skip or cancel anytime, online, in one click โ€” cancelling is exactly as easy as joining. We'll email you before every renewal. If that costs us subscribers, fine. We'd rather be your favorite cheese people than your most annoying subscription.

Limited founding spots

Be one of the Founding 100.

First 100 members get 20% off for life and first access when we launch. We're starting small and selling out fast on purpose โ€” real aged cheese doesn't scale like software.

No spam. Just cheese news and one very good launch email.

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